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Dating for the single dad is Hell, akin to root canal sans Novocain or having the satellite go out during the 4th quarter of Super Bowl, with the Patriots on the five-yard line and down by six. Today, men have to use their own version of the crude club – – a computer keyboard to convince desirable women they like nothing better on Sunday afternoons than to skip the NFL playoffs and make a nice brisket with their little lamb chop, instead. Most online dating sites don’t ask you to you use your real name, especially your surname, but they do ask for a tag, or nickname instead.
Our Cro-Magnon forefathers demonstrated their value to the fairer sex by sneaking up on sabre-toothed tigers and cracking them over the head with a crude wooden club.
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Haven’t met a dog I didn’t like Established 1987 Like an onion, I have layers Caffeinated and ready Ask me about my haircut We ain’t ever getting older (Chainsmokers reference) Engineer.
Praise the Dating Gods; the stigma of online dating has officially been lifted – and no, it wasn’t because of Hilary Duff’s awkward Tinder date/music video.